my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
the worst part about cold weather is all the bugs that should be dying just come chill in your house bitch no you can’t cheat nature like this get back outside and STOP LIVING
UNCLE VOLDEMORT WILL PICK YOU UP DON’T WORRY
WHY IS THIS NUMBERING ALL WEIRD. There aren’t actually 100 items, are there?
1. last beverage → cherry limeade.
2. last phone call → i received? my mom, i made? Firestone.
3. last instant message → probably craig.
4. last song you listened to → hah idr.
5. last time you cried → almost did last night..other than that, maybe a few days ago.
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. dated someone twice → hah yes.
2. been cheated on? → yupp.
3. kissed someone & regretted it? → i don’t think so.
4. lost someone special? → mhmm.
5. been depressed? → yepper.
6. been drunk and threw up? → no..been blacked out & threw up..yes. lol
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
THIS MONTH HAVE YOU:
1. Made a new friend → yes. my co-worker Martha.
2. Fallen out of love → nope.
3. Laughed until you cried → oh yess.
4. Met someone who changed your life → nah.
5. Found out who your true friends were → that’s happening over time.
6. Found out someone was talking about you → i guess? lol.
7. Kissed anyone on your friends list → hah, sounds like some myspace shit. as for my facebook profile, yes.
8. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → the majority.
9. How many kids do you want to have → two, maybe three.
10. Do you have any pets → nopee.
11. Do you want to change your name → nah. i used to want to, but now it’s whatever.
12. What did you do for your last birthday → went to a club & then a bar. yay for being 21!
13. What time did you wake up today → actually got out of bed? 9 something.
14. What were you doing at midnight last night → HAH! out w/ the bestie getting wendy’s. xD
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for → school to be done, the summer, whatever’s coming up in my life.
16. Last time you saw your father→ last year, around the June timeframe, even though he totally forgot who i was. & then at the viewing in July.
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → maybe certain approaches to things, but other than that, nothing.
18. What are you listening to right now →my tv. Tabatha’s Take Over is on.
19. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → yupp.
23. What’s getting on your nerves right now → my job, my mother, my aunt..to start w/ lol.
1. What’s your real name → i love this question.. i always try to think of a creative answer..this is too much myspace for me. haha.
2. Nicknames → if you know em, then you know. :]
3. Relationship Status → taken & couldn’t be happier.
4. Zodiac sign → aquarius.
5. Male or female → Female.
6. Elementary → BSCA…SAS.
7. Middle School → SAS.
8. High school → MHCA.
10. Hair color → brown, black, red, blonde. natural highlights & regular hair.
11. Long or short → long.
15. Are you health freak → not at all. i eat healthy stuff, but not to an extreme.
16. Height → 5’9”-5’10”.
17. Do you have a crush on someone → yeah..i guess i like my man. =P haha!
18: What do you like about yourself? → how absolutely fucking amazing i am. HAH! egotistical moment lmao.
19. Piercings → ears & bellybutton.
20. Tattoos → none yet, but maybe possibly someday.
21. Righty or lefty → rightayy.
22. First surgery → never had any -knocks wood-
23. First piercing → my ears when i was like 8.
24. First best friend → i think claudia.
26. First sport you joined → cheerleading i believe.
27. First pet → fish.
28. First vacation → probably either down the shore or PA.
29. First concert → Jingleball 2007.
30. First crush: holy god.. idr.
49. Eating → no clue what i first ate.
50. Drinking → i mean, i would assume formula.
52. I’m about to → get ready for bed.
53. Listening to → News12.
55. Waiting → to finish this.
58. Want kids? → yep i do.
59. Want to get married? → indeed!
60. Careers in mind? → radio talk show host.
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?: (A potentially bigoted question?)
68. Lips or eyes → eyes.
69. Hugs or kisses → both.
70. Shorter or taller → taller. i’ve done shorter & it’s just..interesting. lol.
71. Older or Younger → same age or older. usually older though.
72. Romantic or spontaneous → a little bit of both i suppose.
73. Nice stomach or nice arms → nice arms.
74. Sensitive or loud → little bit of both.
75. Hook-up or relationship → deff a relationship. pretty done w/ hook-ups.
77. Trouble maker or hesitant → little bit of both.
HAVE YOU EVER:
78. Kissed a stranger → i dont think i have.
79. Drank hard liquor → yupp.
80. Lost glasses/contacts → nopee.
81. Ran away from home → nah. thought about it once, but nope.
84. Broken someone’s heart → yup.
85. Been arrested → nopee.
86. Turned someone down → mhmm.
87. Cried when someone died → yepper.
88. Liked a guy/girl friend? → mhm.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself → yeah..sometimes i don’t, but i’m learning.
90. Miracles → lately, yeah haha.
91. Love at first sight → not really.
92. Heaven → yep.
93. Santa Claus → if it gets me lots of presents..sure! xD
95. Kiss on the first date? → if it’s right, yes. otherwise, no.
96. Angels → yeah.
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → yes! wah..miss him.
98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → HAH i did, but they both knew about it. such a backwards thing, but things ended quick. other than that, no.
99. Do you believe in God? → yep.
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? → no.. because that’s not creative..my title is better. lol.
so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat
Yes those are dolphins and shells.
But wait until you open the fucking thing
my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT
I am so fucking done
HAHAHA! this is GREAT! xD
Paint primary colors on fan wings
Did we just discover how to paint with all the colors of the wind?